how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
we should paint friendship bongs
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