I showed him my bush... on skype.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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