I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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