yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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