problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
