hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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