i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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