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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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