p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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