We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You can make out without kissing
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