Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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