just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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