what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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