I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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