Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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