Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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