i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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