i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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