so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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