He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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