All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I am one with the molecules
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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