addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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