if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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