Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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