I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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