It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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