Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
