Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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