What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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