I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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