Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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