Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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