He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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