i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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