so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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