I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
