when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
