Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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