fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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