Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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