Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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