We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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