talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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