Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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