Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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