i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
