How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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