Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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