No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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