I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think your dad took our porno
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
