I wannas sexs uuuuu
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
this hospital has no fireball
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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